.....and X marks the spot

Someone found my page. Coolness.

Dear reader/loyal fan/random stranger/lost dude/curious bypasser/unfortunate victim,

Congratulations! You have stumbled across this page, which you should know by now is solely devoted to my insanity/randomness/ingenuity. Unless, of course, you are some sort of obtuse chicken with the mental capacity of a moss-covered rock -- should that be the case, your insolence is forgiven.

For your efforts you have been awarded this extremely 1337 yet pointless message.

Thank you and have a nice day.

Yours sincerely,
Galvea

P.S. This message cost me 30 seconds of my life. Be grateful, you ingrate.