Saturday, October 30, 2004

A short little continuation which may as well be a stand-alone

Whoa. Long title.

I took another good look out the window (which is right behind my computer, by the way. No, it's closed and it has a grill, and NO, my computer is under no risk of falling right out the window and possibly incapacitating someone.) while waiting for my first post to publish, and I just realized that there are TWO rambutan trees in my neighbour's yard. Actually, that's not completely true considering that a good portion of the tree (and the rambutans on it) are actually hovering over MY yard. I've a good mind to go down there and arrest both trees for trespassing on private property. Then again, maybe I'll just let it slide, since they're not really evil or anything. At least, I don't think so. If they start sucking my life-force and/or grow some mean-looking teeth and eat birds then I'd say they're probably evil.

Erm. Yeah. What was I saying again?

Oh yes, I just realized that one tree bears YELLOW rambutan while the other tree bears RED rambutan. I don't know why, but it amuses me. Also, it seems that there are loads more yellows compared to them reds. GO YELLOW!! FIGHT-O!!!

Also, while looking out the window and offering my moral support to the yellows, I noticed this strange vine thingy hanging from the tall.. erm... bamboo... looking... trees... right outside my window. I haven't the slightest idea what they're called, but erm, they're tall and thin and have leaves like a coconut tree. That's pretty much it, I guess. Anyway, upon further inspection, I find that there's this thick vine thing coiled around it all the way to the top, like some sorta ugly worm-snake hybrid. Eeew. And now that there's nothing left to climb, it's detached itself and gone all droopy and kinda just hanging there in the air like some sort of.. leafy.. tendril.. thingy. I think it's heading towards my window. I kinda have the feeling that it'll keep growing and growing and getting ever so closer to my window, and then BAM! It'll smash through my window in the middle of the night and then proceed to take over my computer and watch all my anime. Then it'll probably leave a note on my screen, something like:

"Thanks for all the anime! Muhahahahaha!"

Gosh, that's pretty darn evil. I think I'll do my bit against tendril-plant-terrorism and go hack down that tree now. As they say, "The best defense is a good round of all-out violence." Actually, I don't think anyone ever says that. But if you ever hear it one day, remember that you heard it from me first.


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