My anime is living my life

No, seriously.

I checked my HD space today and had a what I suppose should be defined as "WTF mate?" moment. 2 gigs left. Out of 80.

Aaaahhhh!!!

I'd have written a longer and more detailed scream, but they say less is more. According to that logic the scream above is therefore a really long and detailed one. Use your imagination.

You know that really trippy theory about life? That one old geezer, Confu(sed)cius or something or other. He dreamt about being a butterfly, and then woke up and wondered whether he was perhaps just a butterfly dreaming about being some old confused geezer. Trippy.

Since I do not know the actual name of that theory, I hereby dub it The Really Trippy Butterfly Dream Theory. Or TRTBDT if you prefer.

Anyway, what I'm trying to say is, I have the eerie feeling that is exactly what's happening to me. No, I'm not dreaming about butterflies or turning into some old confused geezer (that will happen eventually; no rush). I'm talking about anime. No, wait, listen dammit. I swear I haven't gone completely nuts... yet.

You know how I'm always going on about anime being my life?

What if, like, my anime is actually LIVING my life? OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!111!!11!!

Have I completely lost you yet? No? Yes? Not sure? Whatever the answer, you'll have to keep reading or I swear I will infiltrate your house, tear your pillow into itty-bitty pieces and JUMP on it. Yes, I'll JUMP ON IT SO BAD IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. Mwehehehehehehehe!!

Where was I?

Ah yes. Okay, just work with me here. Anime = my life. Therefore, my life = anime. With me so far? Good.

Now... that's just things from MY perspective. Let's try thinking about it from the OTHER side.

Me:
Anime = Life
Life = Anime

Anime:
Me = Life
Life = Me

Get what I'm trying to say here? What if, just like how I think anime is my life, they think I'm theirs? What if they're living their lives through ME? What if I'm just something my anime dreamt up? What if I'm just dreaming that my anime dreamt me up? What if my anime is dreaming that I'm dreaming that my anime dreamt me up?!

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! IT BOGGLES THE MIND!!!!!!!!!!

No, I am not high on controlled substances and even if I am, you are not getting a share. Now if you'll excuse me I have to catch that pesky piece of cheese running in circles around me.