Posts of Mass Randomation

I'm not dead. Infiinfiinfiinfiinfiinfi!!

Yes, that's a maniacal laugh you just read there. Now here comes the million dollar question, so listen closely folks!! Is it:

a) Infi-infi-infi-infi-infi-infi!!

or

b) I-nfi-i-nfi-i-nfi-i-nfi-i-nfi-i-nfi!! (Don't even ask how to pronounce this)

or

c) Inf-iinf-iinf-iinf-iinf-iinf-i!!

or

d) In-fiin-fiin-fiin-fiin-fiin-fi!!

or

e) "OMG j00 are a major retard!!!111!!11!!!!"?

So, which is it? Which will you choose? Well? WELL? WELL?!?!?!?!?!

CHOOSE, DAMMIT!!!!

What's that? *insert your choice here* you say? Is that your final answer? HUH? HUH?!

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CONGRATULATIONS!!! You have been awarded the Random (and totally pointless) Suspense of the Day!! j00 are t3h win lol!!

Yes, this has been a complete waste of your time and no, I am not at all sorry about that. You weren't expecting anything else, were you? If you did, read (1). If you didn't, read (2). If you're undecided, toss a dice and go play frisbee with yourself.

(1) You are a git. Therefore the answer is (e).

(2) You are a smart git. The correct answer is (d).

No, you can't have both (1) and (2) dammit. Stop being so greedy.