The Randomest Fairytale Never Told 2

(For Even Better Reasons Than The First One)

Galvea's Note:

Wow, nobody likes characters with proper descriptions and names? I'm so depressed. I think I'll go squat in a corner and start drawing circles with my finger now.

In a neighbouring country 29893029012910 steps away from Princess's castle, there was a prince. He was a TDH, which was the country lingo for Tall, Dark and Handsome (it should be noted, however, that in Princess's country, it stood for Toady and Disgustingly Homeless). He was charming, he was intelligent, he was suave and he was RICH. His fanclub had 2.7 million members and consisted of females, males, and everything else in between. He was just that good.

Unfortunately, the perfect prince had an itsy bitsy teeny weeny flaw.

He had a deathly hatred (and fear, though he would never admit it) for the female half of the world's population.

He absolutely loathed girls, especially the screaming, glomping "OMG-I-love-you-MARRY-ME!!" kind. THEY WERE EVIL. Evil evil EVIL. There was a time when he tolerated them and merely suspected they were retarded (or at least kind of stupid), but after the life scarring event in which he stumbled across the sale of his missing undergarments and half-eaten cheesecake on eee!bay, he was oh-so-definitely-sure all double X chromosome beings were oh-so-definitely-evil.

He wanted revenge.

To Be Continued...

Yes, I have absolutely no idea where this story is going. Ahahaha.