The Randomest Fairytale Never Told

(And For Good Reason, Too)

Galvea's Note:

Okay, I know a lot of you are very upset with the lack of description (and names) for my characters in Valentine and White Day. To make up for it, here's a brand spanking new story with everything you ever wanted (and didn't).

Once upon a time, there was a princess. A really OMG beautiful princess. She had skin as fair as an albino cheesecake and a tanned complexion as lovely as chilled espresso mocha with sugar (one teaspoon) and cream (two). Her long, beautiful, amazingly straight hair was the talk of several galaxies. It was funeralattire!black, curled like a golliwog's, and was all pretty and shiny and glowed like radioactive substances. She had gorgeous amethyst eyes as green as chocolate chip cookies. When she laughed, her pearly teeth sparkled and when she merely smiled, everyone rejoiced because less people went blind.

Her name... was Princess. With a capital 'P'.

To Be Continued...

Cliffhanger. Or not.