The Randomest Poll Ever

Okay, here's the deal: I have no idea how you guys are taking my crackpot fairytale, so here's a poll for MY benefit. MINE AND MINE ALONE. Muahahahaha.

Please try to answer these questions honestly, or at least not-so-dishonestly. Feed them to Joe, please.

1. Do you like cheesecakes?
2. Is this story better than cheesecakes?

Just kidding. These are the REAL questions:

1. What do you think of the story so far?
a) Where's my crack, dammit?
b) OMG!! Is the Prince, like, gay?!
c) Are you on drugs? Can I have a share?
d) What's the deal with the sea urchin?
e) I would like to send you a bucket of gasoline and a match. Address please.

2. Which character do you like best (and would like to see more of)?
a) The Girl-phobic Prince
b) The War-crazy Princess
c) The Magic The Lots-of-People-Together(TM) King
d) The Marine Royal Advisor
e) I DON'T LIKE ANY OF THEM!!! OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!!

3. Do you want romance in this story?
a) Yes, PrincexPrincess
b) Yes, KingxRoyal Advisor
c) No, dammit!
d) Only if there are explosions involved.
e) I'd rather die than read a love story by Galvea.

And last but not least...

4. What do you want to see in the next chapters? All suggestions accepted.

Poll will run for as long as I want it to. Nyah.