This Post Has Nothing To Do With Anything

Except maybe ice-cream. Because we ALL know that ice-cream has something to do with everything.

Today I will talk about the wonders of the word "LOL". It is a truly remarkable word indeed, and can be used for anything and everything. Consider the following (fictitious) conversation:

Dude #1: Heya, how's it going?
Dude #2: LOL itz gud
Dude #1: Good for you then. I had a pretty bad day.
Dude #2: LOL
Dude #1: My car was stolen.
Dude #2: LOL reallly?!!!!!
Dude #1: Yeah. And I was supposed to pick up my girlfriend with it too!
Dude #2: LOL that sucks
Dude #1: Tell me about it. I had to take a cab to her place, and she got really angry because I was late.
Dude #2: d00d datz bad LOL
Dude #1: Yeah... we had an argument. Sad.
Dude #2: LOL
Dude #1: I'm so depressed.
Dude #2: LOL

See how useful it is? LOL!

Here's something else I like. The creativity of typing!

Dude #1: hey how r u??????
Dude #2: hAhA i'M FiNe~~~~~~
Dude #1: datz gud 2 hear!!!!11
Dude #2: yEaH mAn... i SaW dIz rEaLlY kAwAiI cHiC tOdAy
Dude #1: oooooo
Dude #2: i tinK sHe lIkEs mE XD
Dude #1: iz shhe liek hawt???????
Dude #2: d00d aS hAwT aS aSaM lAkSa~~~~
Dude #1: maaaaaan dat hottt i wana c hher 2
Dude #2: lOl~~~~ sHe's mInE kEkEkE
Dude #1: haahahahahahahha roflmao omg lol
Dude #2: hEhE i'M sO cOoOoL~ lOlZ~

Wow, such creativity! Such innovation! Can you feel their passion for typing?! I SURE CAN!!

And now I'll do a complete analysis of it, just because I can!

"hey how r u??????"

Obviously this fellow is in too much of a hurry to use proper capitalizing, but somewhere along the line he realizes his mistake and attempts to remedy it by adding a few more ‘?’s than completely necessary. With all the extra ‘?’s, it is now crystal clear that this is a question, and not a mild, insincere statement, an angry accusation or a dangerous terrorist threat. How considerate of him! Now let’s move on.

"datz gud 2 hear!!!!11"

As we can see, the poor fellow is once again incapable of capitalizing anything, but compensates somewhat by adding all the ‘!’s at the end to emphasize his excitement, lest we overlook it. It should be noted, however, that this fellow here might be suffering from Weak Pinky Syndrome, as shown from the "1"s at the end. However, he exhibits fine language skills by making intelligent abbreviations for words that are obviously too lengthy and time-consuming to write and we must give him credit for that. Such brilliance!

“haahahahahahahha roflmao omg lol”

Can you feel the hilarity of it? I SURE CAN! From the sentence alone we can safely deduce that this person has found something incredibly funny and is now sharing the hilarity of it all with us. One cannot blame him for the overuse of acronyms in his sentence as he is probably doubled over with laughter at the moment and has to type with his nose or perhaps elbows. Laughter makes the world a better place!

"hEhE i'M sO cOoOoL~ lOlZ~"

w00t! Rock on, dude, ROCK ON. Now if only you had a working capslock/shift key...

P.S. If I offended anybody, that's too bad. kEkeKekEkeKe!