The Randomest Picture Ever Drawn

(Because A Picture Is Worth 5 Words)

Galvea's Note:

Totally pointless update. Haha.

One day, the princess received an invitation from the girl-phobic prince. Not that she knew he was girl-phobic, of course.

She stared at the flimsy piece of paper. This was what it said in neat, cursive handwriting:

"You have been begrudgingly cordially invited to horrible torture a truce party celebrating my revenge peace and goodwill. Please suffer a gruesome death reply as soon as possible."

She flipped the paper over and was immediately enlightened on what the prince had for dinner last night. The prince, in his haste to have his Most Dastardly Revenge(TM) had scribbled the invitation on his restaurant bill.

Roast chocolate cake
Broiled apple pie
Grilled banana
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.
.

She decided the information really wasn't worth losing her appetite over.

Picking up a random marker so very conveniently lying around, she grabbed the nearest scrap of paper and scrawled a suitably diplomatic reply.

http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?igjijt1h3b3k

She looked it over once, twice, deemed it satisfactory, congratulated herself for a job well done and then sent it off via FedUP with not-so-innocent glee. She loved sending air mail. She was, after all, the leader of the extremely successful "Think of the animals! Replace homing pigeons with homing missiles!" campaign.

Oh yes. She loved sending air mail indeed.